Highly Inappropriate Tales for Young People by Douglas Coupland

Author:Douglas Coupland
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781446473245
Publisher: Random House

Brandon may have had issues, but he remembered that boys like to play rough with their action figures. He could handle rough as well as anyone else, but kidnapping, imprisonment and no drinking water? Vengeance, thy name is honey-sweet death. Stoked from his run, fuelled by rage and energized by not taking his daily medication on time, Brandon bent the gerbil cage’s bars and crawled out. He was free.

From his past, Brandon knew how action figure enthusiasts think and what they love to do. His first target was Cooper’s chest of drawers. Beneath a mound of tube socks he hit pay dirt: a stash of twenty-four Mexican-made Halloween-grade M-80 cherry bombs with three-gram payloads. ¡Caramba!

He bundled the explosives together with rubber bands and then crawled up the bookcase beside the door and made his HQ. There he assembled a cache including, among other things, a pillowcase, some string, a roll of duct tape and an unopened bottle of Polo cologne, an age-inappropriate gift from Cooper’s grandmother.

Yes.

Then he lay in wait for the boy to return from laser paintball. To Brandon it felt like waiting for Christmas morning.

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